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A story with a moral

Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by LarryB, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. LarryB

    LarryB Active Member

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf, the house, always something more important to me.

    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "when you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

    Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband
  2. CJ

    CJ Well-Known Member Admin War Zone Member

    I didn't think New Yorkers had morals... :thinking:
  3. LarryB

    LarryB Active Member

    I live in NJ.
  4. LarryB

    LarryB Active Member

    ...and NYers are immoral, not amoral. ;)
  5. CJ

    CJ Well-Known Member Admin War Zone Member

    Ah, an important distinction.
  6. DYohn

    DYohn Well-Known Member Donor

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    I don't know from morals or immorals, but when did Larry get married?

  7. LarryB

    LarryB Active Member

    You really want me to share in the misery, dontcha? ;)

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