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Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by CJ, Jun 7, 2007.

  1. CJ

    CJ Well-Known Member Admin War Zone Member

    Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey, what're you in for?"

    "I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried," said Tim.

    "Oh, don't worry about it," Sammy said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!"

    "Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. So, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?"

    "I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered.

    "Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"
     
  2. CJ

    CJ Well-Known Member Admin War Zone Member

    A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I''ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

    Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don''t know sh*t?"
     
  3. Chris White

    Chris White New Member

    :lol: I can envision lots of opportunities to use that second one in the future.
     
  4. Jason Lorette

    Jason Lorette Active Member

    Oh yah...for sure.
     

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