Disney Joke

Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by Drew Mitten, May 24, 2007.

  1. Drew Mitten

    Drew Mitten New Member

    Mickey looked out the window and saw to his horror someone peed in the snow in his lawn. It said "Mickey Sucks". So he went to the police and they said well there is bad news and worse news. Mickey said bad news first. Well it was Goofy who peed in your snow.So Mickey asked what the bad news was. They replied it was in Minnies hand writing.
     
  2. LarryB

    LarryB Active Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. Steve Tannehill

    Steve Tannehill New Member War Zone Member Top Poster

    Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

    Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f*cking Goofy."
     
  4. Michael

    Michael Junior Geek

    I have heard that one too, except that the judge says "Sorry Mickey, but you can't divorce your wife just because she is crazy".
     
  5. Drew Mitten

    Drew Mitten New Member

    nice!!
     

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