Hellacious joke

Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by CJ, Jun 4, 2007.

  1. CJ

    CJ Bronze Member Admin War Zone Member

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    A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity.

    The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn't even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on.

    The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn't want that room, and they moved on.

    The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The only thing was that they were standing around in about two feet of poop. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right.

    The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Time for another 10,000 push-ups!"
  2. Stefan

    Stefan Active Member War Zone Member

    In the version I know of this joke, the devil says Break time over, now back on your heads.

  3. LarryB

    LarryB Active Member

    What Stefan said.
  4. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member

    I heard a more X rated version. The man was a notorious womanizer, and in room three, there was this really old, ugly diseased man being given oral by a stunning blond. When the man said "this looks better than the first two rooms, the devil said to the blond "you can get up now. Your replacement is here".

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