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Irish Gas Attendant

Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by Michael M, May 31, 2007.

  1. Michael M

    Michael M Active Member

    Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into an Irish gas station.

    An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya".

    As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things my, son?" asks the attendant.

    "They're called tees," replied Tiger.

    "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.

    "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

    "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working for BMW think of everything!

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