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Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by CJ, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. CJ

    CJ Well-Known Member Admin War Zone Member

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes."
    WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$65,000."
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
     
  2. LarryB

    LarryB Active Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. Drew

    Drew Well-Known Member War Zone Member Top Poster

    HAHHAHHAHA!
     
  4. DYohn

    DYohn Well-Known Member Donor

    Top Poster Of Month

    She's buying an E-class, eh?
     
  5. Ron-P

    Ron-P Well-Known Member

    LOL
     
  6. Colton

    Colton New Member War Zone Member

    MAN: Oh. Could you put $5,000 in cash in a sealed envelope and bring it down to the club. Put "For John" on it and leave it at the front desk. Thanks, hon. Bye.

    (Waits for envelope ...)

    MAN: Hi, I'm John. Did my wife leave an envelope for me?

    Hehehehe.
     
  7. Jason Lorette

    Jason Lorette Active Member

    LOL....good one!


    LOL...good ad on Colton...and no boobies in it at all...will wonder's never cease!

    :p

    JL
     
  8. Drew

    Drew Well-Known Member War Zone Member Top Poster



    Yeah, I'm a little..... let down I guess. :(
     
  9. chad

    chad Active Member War Zone Member Top Poster

    Sorry Jason, got to do it.

    Woman: calls man back and says she can get a great deal on the most recent advancements in breast implants, only $35,000
    Entire club: DO IT
     

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