Moist and Warm

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  1. CJ

    CJ Well-Known Member Admin War Zone Member

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    A man goes into a grocery store and brings some dog food to the register. The clerk says, "do you have a dog?" The man says, "no." The clerk says, "we've been getting reports of people buying dog food because its cheap and eating it themselves. Its not approved for human consumption and we can't take that liability. You'll have to bring your dog in."

    The next day the man comes in and brings some cat food to the register. The clerk says, "do you have a cat?" The man says, "no." The clerk says, "we've been getting reports of people buying cat food because its cheap and eating it themselves. Its not approved for human consumption and we can't take that liability. You'll have to bring your cat in."

    The next day the man comes back and takes a brown paper bag up to the register. He tells the clerk to stick her hand in. She says, "hmmm, its moist and warm, what is it?" The man says, "I'd like to buy some toilet paper."
     
  2. LarryB

    LarryB Active Member

  3. Alfer

    Alfer New Member

    OY...now THAT was a shitty joke.
     
  4. chad

    chad Well-Known Member War Zone Member Top Poster

    Man, stories spread quick. You should of seen the look on that cashiers face!
     
  5. ArtieK

    ArtieK New Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. Chris White

    Chris White New Member

    Thread title: :Warm and moist

    Reasonable question: Where is Colton??
     
  7. Dennis Pagoulatos

    Dennis Pagoulatos Active Member

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