Old joke

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  1. DYohn

    DYohn Well-Known Member Donor

    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

    His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY"... and she acts like she's asleep every time."
  2. murrayb

    murrayb Active Member War Zone Member

    Even my wife liked that one. :)
  3. CJ

    CJ Bronze Member Admin War Zone Member

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    .and, on the EXTREMELY off chance that she IS... :D
  4. Chris White

    Chris White New Member

  5. Carl V

    Carl V Well-Known Member Donor War Zone Member Top Poster

    isn't there a variation to this joke where
    the final line is:
    Slap her on the ass & say "who's next?"
  6. Drew Mitten

    Drew Mitten New Member

    Thats hilarious.

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