Who wears the pants?

Discussion in 'The VIP Lounge' started by Jerry Pease, Jun 7, 2007.

  1. Jerry Pease

    Jerry Pease New Member War Zone Member Top Poster

    A young couple was in their honeymoon suite
    on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed,
    the husband, who was a big guy, tossed his
    pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
    She put them on and the waist was twice the size
    of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.
    "That's right and don't forget it," said the husband.
    "I'm the man in this family."
    With that, she flipped him her panties and said,
    "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could
    only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
    He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties."
    She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's
    going to be until your attitude changes!"
  2. Chris White

    Chris White New Member

    A timeless classic. :)
  3. CJ

    CJ Bronze Member Admin War Zone Member

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    LOL. There was a rerun of Scrubs on last night and it had one of my favorite lines. Carla is trying to get Turk to tell her what's wrong with her (i.e. her looks, what's not perfect about her body) and he says "Can we just skip this and move right to us not having sex for a month?" :D

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